(Source: saorseronans)
so my 16 year old brother made himself a balloon son and kept a photo album of their day together here it is
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my boyfriend and his outstanding level of maturity.
(Source: theperfect-nightmare97)
#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough
Guys, btw, this is an actual insult
if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there
and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk
more you know
(Source: aliuqet)
lets do this guys. that way you can get a secret out in the open and nobody can judge you. you can be free
(Source: simplydarkk)
Optical Illusions With Simple Materials by Igor Eskinja
will graham finally quits the fbi
“this is my resign”
My milkshake brings all the girls, boys, transgendered, transexual, cisgendered, non-gendered, grey-gendered, every gendered to the yard.
Damn right. It’s better than yours.
